I learnt All I know From My Cat!
- It's ok to wear the same things everyday.
- Sleeping is very underrated, ... as is stretching.
- Never crack your knuckles.
- Grooming requires a serious time commitment.
- Remember to wash behind your ears, in between your toes and under your arms.
- Keep your nails trimmed and hair clean.
- Pee without getting any on your feet.
- Eat when you're hungry, when you're not hungry, play with your food.
- If you don't see it, ask for it.
- Counters are the best place to sit in a kitchen.
- Show some discretion.
- Don't burp in public.
- Have no qualms about sharing a plate of food, or eating leftovers.
- Drink milk.
- Try not to obsess about cholesterol.
- Be hard to leave.
- Notice squirrels, investigate shadows, and chase butterflies.
- Make your own hours.
- Shred all documents.
- Money is only paper.
- Be curious.
- Get to know people in high places, somehow.
- Don't be afraid to take chances.
- Take a moment to recover your dignity, but don't dwell on the past too much.
- Don't always come when you are called.
- Try new things.
- Take time to eat some flowers.
- Stare unabashedly.
- Test limits.
- Be tolerant, but not overly accommodating.
- Get mad when you are stepped on.
- Forget that you were stepped on.
- Know all the sunny places.
- Sometimes you can't explain your actions.
- Sometimes you can't explain yourself.
- Have a sneeze that is the envy of others.
- Make yourself vulnerable, but don't be afraid to bite the hand that feeds you.
- Challenge yourself.
- Share your victories.
- Recycle.
- Exercise daily.
- Go barefoot.
- Obey your instincts.
- Claim your own chair.
- Flaunt your hair loss.
- Vary your hangouts.
- Make the world your playground.
- Recognize the toy in everything.
- Make the most of unstructured time.
- There is always time for a nap.
- Be easy to come home to.
- Show affection and contentment.
- Everyone is entitled to an occasional mood swing.
- The faster you run upstairs, the more likely you are to forget why you went up there in the first place.
- There is nothing wrong with changing your mind.
- Love unconditionally.
- Avoid company you do not like.
- Accept that all company may not like you.
- Depend on others without losing your independence.
- Enjoy your own company.
- Be a good listener.
- Invite yourself to dinner.
- Don't drool.
- Scratch when and where it itches.
- Get used to silences.
- Be entertaining, strike poses, wiggle your ears.
- Jump right into the middle of things.
- Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.
- Ask for attention.
- Feel no guilt.
- Use negative attention getting tactics only as a last resort.
- Ignore television.
- Yawn like you really mean it.
- Find a good lap to curl up in.
- Be soft.
- Be cool.
- Be mysterious.
- Be able to make someone feel better just by being there.
- Make people wonder what you do at night.
- Be good at finding things in the dark.
- Have a warm bed.
- Be loved.
- Dream.
