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My cat isn't fat and isn't afraid of bats.
She looks like a penguin and acts like a terrapin and scares other cats out of my garden.
She's really tiny... oh but blimey she is really shiny.
She's shinier than silver washed in the river.
She's shinier than that bald blokes head.
She's shinier than gold that's just been sold to the king of the very old.
When you pick her up she plucks you like a duck and that's the story of my cat!